Each day you tell providers where to go,
And when their shifts are scheduled to begin
And end. Although your patience is worn thin,
No patients in the ERs ever know
How hard it is to make sure shifts are filled.
They only know they get the proper care,
Because you make each nurse practitioner
And doctor follow calendars you build.
Since you worked hard, it's time for your reward!
A tropical vacation is your due
And I am wishing you an awesome cruise!
From when the captain calls out, "All aboard,"
Until your voyage finishes, may you
Enjoy extravagance and scenic views!