Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Women for Romney

When Romney won the race for governor,
He called his senior staff together for
A consultation on his cabinet
Appointments. "Gentlemen, let's not forget
That we need women who can represent
The fairer gender in our government."
In answer, all his entourage replied,
"The women applicants weren't qualified
For the positions." Romney then declared,
"If only we knew women who weren't dull
Incompetents! Where could strong females be?...
...Since none of you can help, I am prepared
To ask some women's groups for binders full
Of women. That will fix our bigotry!"